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THAT ANON IS LYING. The fuck even you can't make shit up about mY KINGDOM AND GET AWAY WITH IT-- Where'd it go I gotta punch the anon--also you have nothing to worry about. I'm sure the kid'll be fine, Francis.
- theotherkingofspades

kingofwhatthefuckever:

I—I don’t know, though, Al. I appreciate the effort, though, honest.

I’m just real glad Lilly’s okay.

What do you mean you “don’t know?” 2,500 babies do NOT die in Spades every year. I’d know if that fuckin’ happened. Fuck that anon.

The number’s smaller than that, thanks. Waaaaaaaay smaller.

You’ll all be fine. Relax, Francis.

[Pats his shoulder]

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redheaded-idiot:

theotherkingofspades:

redheaded-idiot:

theotherkingofspades:

Can we not scare the fuck out’a Francis? Thank you.

….

Thanks for the heads-up.

For once, I didn’t mean you. But don’ you go doin’ it either.

Everything is about me.

No it ain’t, ya vain asshole.

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redheaded-idiot:

theotherkingofspades:

Can we not scare the fuck out’a Francis? Thank you.

….

Thanks for the heads-up.

For once, I didn’t mean you. But don’ you go doin’ it either.

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Can we not scare the fuck out’a Francis? Thank you.

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kingofwhatthefuckever:

Right this way, sir!! 

-He motioned for Al to come inside before closing the door behind him, leading the way up to Francis’ bedroom- 

Apologies for Luc, he’s—rather strict to what the king says. That’s why he’s usually assigned to these tasks, haha…

Um, yes, well, they’re right in here, but please be mindful of volume—Her Majesty is still very tired, and our young heir is only hours old, so—I’m sure you know this.

[Follows behind him, nodding]

Right, right. Of course. Thank you. How’s Fran holding up? He still alive over there? Heheh…

[He can only imagine how freaked out Francis was for a while there. Damn it]

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kingofwhatthefuckever:

-It’s like ten minutes before the door opens again-

-This time it’s Christian. He’s lean and nice looking and Spanish-

Apologies, sir, but the King and Queen asked to be notified of all visitors and their purpose before approving or denying their entry. I’m sure you understand, with today’s events…

Ah, in any case, His Majesty said you could come visit. Her Majesty is asleep, however…

[He’s pacing around outside the door within those ten minutes, looking over when the door’s opened]

[Tries to relax; it’s a different servant]

Right, right. Of course. N’ that’s perfectly fine. Thank you.

[He waited to be like, gestured inside or something before entering the castle]

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kingofwhatthefuckever:

theotherkingofspades:

kingofwhatthefuckever:

-Looks him over-

Title? ‘N business’r pleasure?

-Eyes him- -With arms crossed-

[Looks offended for a second]

[Do you not see this crown—]

King of Spades. Pleasure. I heard Lily had her baby—

Mmn. One moment, please.

-SHUTS THE DOOR-

-And walks back to ask Francis if he wants to take the visitor or not-

[IS THIS A JOKE—]

[He just slammed the door on a king u oughta be hanged bitch]

[WAITS FURIOUSLY]

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kingofwhatthefuckever:

-Looks him over-

Title? ‘N business’r pleasure?

-Eyes him- -With arms crossed-

[Looks offended for a second]

[Do you not see this crown—]

King of Spades. Pleasure. I heard Lily had her baby—

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lilyintheashes:

Yes, this does sound serious. *picks up the papers when he’s done to look at them herself*

Have there been any signs of thievery with the murders? That could be a motivation. Are the victims connected in some way, like blood lines or politics? 

If there’s no big motivation like stealing or revenge, then he might be doing this for kicks, or to stir up trouble, which makes him even more dangerous.

[Shakes his head]

It looks all random, though the houses have nothing left in ‘em. Random slaughtering and thievery…

Damn it all.

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kingofwhatthefuckever:

theotherkingofspades:

[He hurries to the door of Diamonds castle from the carriage]

[KNOCKS ON THE DOOR]

[Waits anxiously for someone to answer—probably a servant]

Come on, come on, come on—

-Servant is right and you got Luc-

-He’s big and tall and stocky and there’s no way in the door around him unless he moves-

-He doesn’t say anything. Just staring. Waiting for you to state your business. This is a castle you should know how this works-

[Right, right. Gotta be formal.]

[Clears his throat]

Good evening. I’m here ta see King Francis n’ Queen Lily.

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[He hurries to the door of Diamonds castle from the carriage]

[KNOCKS ON THE DOOR]

[Waits anxiously for someone to answer—probably a servant]

Come on, come on, come on—

Did you hear the kingdom of diamonds has an heir.
- Anonymous

[Stares for a good five seconds]

.. What? Lil had the baby?!

[JUMPS UP AND RUNS OUTSIDE]

PREPARE THE FUCKIN’ CARRIAGE. I GOTTA BE IN DIAMONDS, LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO.

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athenafire:

Meredith just laughs at him. “I do a good job.”

He stared at her, hand on his chest, before he stood up to readjust himself and cleared his throat. “Right… What brings ya ta Spades-?”

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lilyintheashes:

theotherkingofspades:

lilyintheashes

*leeeeeans over his shoulder* What are you writing?

Speech. There’s a man wanted in Spades for murder, n’ I gotta calm the people down by sayin’ that we’re gonna catch ‘im—which we will, in due time.

Luckily it’s nothing serious. There are reports that show we’ve had worse killers in the past, but I do wanna catch this guy. I’ve got my best men out scouring the kingdom as we speak.

Really? I hope you do catch him. Do they know anything about him? His appearance or name? Or even how he did it maybe? What’s the evidence? *oh dear, she won’t let it rest till he’s caught now*

Uh… 

[Scrambles through a pile of papers next to him that he’d been using reference for his speech, holding them up to his eyes and squinting]

The reports say that he’s a dark figure, but his hair’s light. Probably wears all black in order ta be considered dark. Never met a darker skinned person with blond hair before… But I can’t exactly rule that out..

[Picks up another paper to read]

The killer breaks into people’s homes at night, n’ basically jus’ slaughters everybody in the house. Except for children, though I’d imagine they’re too shaken up ta be able ta describe which fucker killed their entire family.

[Frowns at the papers]

.. Maybe this is very serious, now that I’ve more than just skimmed the big picture. Shit.

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Your beauty is so powerful it froze my computer, my majesty.
- Anonymous

What’s a computer?

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